Jumble Mint

5 things in here

Imaginary Products

Half-baked, never-shipped, slightly absurd inventions from the back of the mint drawer.

If you build one, we're not responsible. But we're also not saying don't.

  1. #01 SockSync A Bluetooth-enabled sock organizer that plays sad trombone sounds when you lose a mate.
  2. #02 MoodMoat A decorative desktop moat that fills with glitter or sludge depending on your browser history.
  3. #03 TimePad A sticky note app that alerts you when you've ignored your own tasks for more than 72 hours.
  4. #04 Goatify A browser extension that replaces all stock photos of businesspeople with goats in suits.
  5. #05 Crumbler An AI that gives you the perfectly wrong summary of any long article so you have an excuse not to read it.