Occasional long-form essays on tech, design, farming, or whatever seems interesting at the time.
Half-baked, never-shipped, slightly absurd inventions from the back of the mint drawer. If you build one, we’re not responsible. But we’re also not saying don’t.
SockSync
A Bluetooth-enabled sock organizer that plays sad trombone sounds when you lose a mate.
MoodMoat
A decorative desktop moat that fills with glitter or sludge depending on your browser history.
TimePad
A sticky note app that alerts you when you’ve ignored your own tasks for more than 72 hours.
Goatify
A browser extension that replaces all stock photos of businesspeople with goats in suits.
Crumbler
An AI that gives you the perfectly wrong summary of any long article so you have an excuse not to read it.
Tiny brain nuggets, handy tools, and digital ephemera — fresh from the mental mint press.
CattleCalc
My back-of-napkin ranch math, digitized and duct-taped.
Dreamcatcher
A surreal prompt-to-story generator for your weirdest sleep scribbles.
LocalBites
A beautiful restaurant directory skeleton you can fork and fill.
A curated shelf of inspiring finds — clever tools, delightful experiments, and the occasional rabbit hole:
We didn’t make all of these, but we kind of wish we had. Enjoy poking around.